straightmale:

i once saw an homosexual and he was very gay

(Source: silenthill)

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My Day Today

  • Friend: Why are you hyperventilating?
  • Me: Because Born Villain.
  • Friend: Why are you crying?
  • Me: Because Born Villain.
  • Friend: Why are you not breathing?
  • Me: Because Born Villain.
  • Friend: Why are you dead?
  • Me: Because Born Villain.
  • Friend: Ok.

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sunrosepanic:

Marilyn you sexy ass beast you

sunrosepanic:

Marilyn you sexy ass beast you

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hua-cha:

mishasminions:

ifyouwannabeaminermine:

ofthesea-:

princeharryisasillybitch:

luminarychild:

danielwolfy:

kayleejennnn:

GREATEST THING I’VE EVER READ

PARENTING. YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.


NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS AWESOME SHIT.

ogmasdlkfh

OH MY GOD

This is the parent I aspire to be.

MCDONALD’S FIXES EVERYTHING

I WILL LEARN FROM THIS MAN AND PARENT MY CHILDREN LIKE A PRO

hua-cha:

mishasminions:

ifyouwannabeaminermine:

ofthesea-:

princeharryisasillybitch:

luminarychild:

danielwolfy:

kayleejennnn:

GREATEST THING I’VE EVER READ

PARENTING. YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.

NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS AWESOME SHIT.

ogmasdlkfh

OH MY GOD

This is the parent I aspire to be.

MCDONALD’S FIXES EVERYTHING

I WILL LEARN FROM THIS MAN AND PARENT MY CHILDREN LIKE A PRO

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