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My Day Today
- Friend: Why are you hyperventilating?
- Me: Because Born Villain.
- Friend: Why are you crying?
- Me: Because Born Villain.
- Friend: Why are you not breathing?
- Me: Because Born Villain.
- Friend: Why are you dead?
- Me: Because Born Villain.
- Friend: Ok.
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PARENTING. YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.
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OH MY GOD
This is the parent I aspire to be.
MCDONALD’S FIXES EVERYTHING
I WILL LEARN FROM THIS MAN AND PARENT MY CHILDREN LIKE A PRO






